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More Presidential excerpts

Today I reviewed troops in charge of the cannons. The “I admire your balls” line never gets old despite what McClellan says - A. Lincoln
Met Grant in person for the first time tonight. A few beer bombs later and I felt like we were old friends. Gives good hugs. - A. Lincoln
If I’m really being honest, the hat was a last minute purchase when they said there’d be no bathroom breaks during the debate. - A. Lincoln
Every time Salmon Chase spoke at the cabinet meeting today, I’d interrupt with “Something smells fishy”. LOLs all around. - A. Lincoln
Mary arrived back from her summer visit. Spent most of the night playing with the Lincoln Log. It’s good to be President. - A. Lincoln
Spent the afternoon at the telegraph office. Long wait. Passed time spamming Congressmen with forwarded joke telegrams. - A. Lincoln
Seward and I got drunk again tonight and codified Thanksgiving for all states. Mainly did it to fuck with Gov Milledge Bonham - A. Lincoln

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